When my friend falls asleep during the game and my team wins
July 2012
112 posts
When the TV announcers talk bad about my team
I yell at the TV like
When my dad gets on the jumbo-tron
When I go to bed after a big loss
I’m like:
When I hear a trade rumor
When I have more hockey knowledge than everyone I'm going to the game with
When I go to the sports bar and they have baseball on TV
When I can't find a guy who loves hockey like I do
Pekka Rinne in goal next year if Suter AND Weber leave
Driving through a Philadelphia in a different team's gear
How I imagine players in the penalty box
When my favorite player stays down on the ice after a big hit
I’m like:
Waiting in line for the bathroom during intermission after drinking through the period
When I'm planning how I will marry a hockey player
What I end up with:
When I get invited to the game at the last minute
When I read the first offer in the CBA negotiations
Waiting to for the slow people in front of me to get to their seats before the game
Shea Webber
The Preds and Flyers are like:
So he’s like:
When I first read that my team didn't land the big UFA
When I get in a fight with someone cheering for the other team in my section
